Dear Neil Patrick Harris,
Where the hell is my album?! I have patiently been following your career for years now (came on at Season 2 HIMYM, never saw Dougie) and have seen you perform song after amazing song and STILL. NO. ALBUM. Why do you keep forcing me to to time and again retreat to YouTube for Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit or Brand New Day or even It's Bigger! ? Fine, I know the first two are in soundtrack compilations, but really you are just forcing me to listen to other people sing instead of just you! No one wants that, they want a full length album of just you singing. Is that too much to ask? I didn't think so and yet here I am still waiting and trolling YouTube. It breaks a girl's heart to see you filming hysterical TV episodes and spending quality time with your family (reportedly, I am not a stalker) instead of recording every single song you have ever sung for my entertainment...aaandd money. I'll pay handsomely, just please produce a product. I will also weep tears of joy and gratitude while I rock out in my car to your greatest hits.
That is all.
Sincerely, Psylynce
PS Epic-ally relevant lyrics for this post ;)
Where the hell is my album?! I have patiently been following your career for years now (came on at Season 2 HIMYM, never saw Dougie) and have seen you perform song after amazing song and STILL. NO. ALBUM. Why do you keep forcing me to to time and again retreat to YouTube for Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit or Brand New Day or even It's Bigger! ? Fine, I know the first two are in soundtrack compilations, but really you are just forcing me to listen to other people sing instead of just you! No one wants that, they want a full length album of just you singing. Is that too much to ask? I didn't think so and yet here I am still waiting and trolling YouTube. It breaks a girl's heart to see you filming hysterical TV episodes and spending quality time with your family (reportedly, I am not a stalker) instead of recording every single song you have ever sung for my entertainment...aaandd money. I'll pay handsomely, just please produce a product. I will also weep tears of joy and gratitude while I rock out in my car to your greatest hits.
That is all.
Sincerely, Psylynce
PS Epic-ally relevant lyrics for this post ;)